- C'était au temps d'la préhistoire,
Il y a deux ou trois cent mille ans,
Vint au monde un être bizarre,
Proche parent de'l'orang-outan:
Debout sur ses pattes de derrière,
Vêtu d'un slip en peau d'bison,
Il allait conquérir la Terre,
C'était l'homme de Cro-Magnon.
refrain
L'homme de CRO, l'homme de MA, l'homme de GNON

L'homme de CRO-MAGNON, pipeau
Lhomme de CRO, de MAGNON
Ce n'est pas du bidon ,
L'homme de CRO-MAGNON, 

- Il était poète à ses heures,
Disait à sa  femme en émoi
Tu es belle comme un dinosaure,
Tu ressembles à Garbo Greta

Si tu veux voir des cartes postales

Viens dans ma caverne là-haut

tu verras des peintures murales

On dirait du vrai Picasso      

refrain
L'homme de CRO, l'homme de MA, l'homme de GNON
L'homme de CRO-MAGNON, pipeau
Lhomme de CRO, de MAGNON
Ce n'est pas du bidon ,
L'homme de CRO-MAGNON, 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Si tu veux voir des cartes postales,
Viens dans ma caverne tout là-haut.
J'te ferai voir mes peintures murales,
On dirait du vrai Picasso.
- Armé de sa hache de pierre,
De son couteau de pierre itou,
Il chassait l'ours et la panthère,
En serrant les fesses malgré tout.
Devant l’ Diplodocus en rage,
Il s'faisait tout de même un peu p'tit
En murmurant dans son langage:
Vivement qu'on invente le fusil!
- Deux cent mille ans après sur Terre,
Comme nos ancêtre nous admirons
Les bois, les champs et les rivières,
Mais s'ils rev'naient, quelle déception!
D'nous voir suer six jour sur sept
Il dirait, sans faire de détails:
Faut-y qu'mes héritiers soient bêtes
d’ avoir inventer l'travail!